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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES

Balayya Funny Joke - 141

 Sir,Ur son is fool. C this report
Eng-6
Mat-7
Sci-4
SS-8
TOTAL-25
Babai :TOTAL lo kumesadu kada..
A subjct ki tution kuda vellaledu..



Balayya Funny Joke - 142

Babai and Abbai are walking on the road
They saw 1000 Rs. note on the road.
Abbai : Fifty - Fifty thisukundham Babai
Babai: migilina 900 Rs em cheddam ra Jeffa.....



Balayya Funny Joke - 143

Babai : Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki

Babai : Local train eppudu vastundi…?
Tc.: 1ki

Babai : Goods eppudu vastundi…?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?

Babai : Track dati avatalaki povali…


Balayya Funny Joke - 144
Babai : Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara
Abbai : Enduku babai?
Babai : Mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam
Abbai : Nuvu keka babai



Balayya Funny Joke - 145

Babai : Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara
Abbai : Enduku babai?
Babai : Mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam
Abbai : Nuvu keka babai



Balayya Funny Joke - 146

Interviewer : Congrats you r selected. U r 1 ^st year salary is Rs19000

and next year it will be 26000.

 Babai : Thank you sir. I will join next year…..




Balayya Funny Joke - 147

abbai: Babai my mobile balance is exhausted, plz recharge my mobile.
Babai: no probs, abbai, switch on ur Bluetooth and I will fwd my balance.




Balayya Funny Joke - 148

abbai: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai
Babai: UU coffee Ra



Balayya Funny Joke - 149

 abbai: Uncle what is the name of ur newly constructed college
Babai: it is ‘Babai Medical College of Engineering’




Balayya Funny Joke - 150

Babai was standing near a pond and talking to a frog. 
Frog: "Babai....you are sooo dumb" 
Babai: "No.....I am not dumb. I am very smart" 
Frog: "Nee tho matladi waste" 
and frogs jumps into water 
Babai: "Hey...oorike annaanu. Ee maatram daanike suicide cheskuntava?" 



Balayya Funny Joke - 151

Balayya-: abbai I got a variety msg now...
jR.NTR-: "what is that message?"
Balayya-: "battery low"
JR.NTR-: forward that message to me also babai..


Balayya Funny Joke - 152

BALAYYA: Mobile phone lo MP3 Songs Load cheyyi babu........
Servicing Man: Memory card unda sir????
BALAYYA: LEDU! Ration Card OK NA????





Balayya Funny Joke - 153

JR.NTR-: babai nenu gundu chepichukodaniki cutting shop ki velthuna...
Balayya-: agura nenu neeku free ga cutting chepistha..
jr.ntr-: babai enti babai governament hospital ku thisukochav??"
Balayya-: oree neeku brain operation ani cheppthe valle gunda chestharu gundu chesina tharuvatha em problem ledhu ani chepi vachesthe ayipothadhi..
jr.ntr-: babai U are genious...nuv epuddu keka



Balayya Funny Joke - 154

Abbai -babai vana vachetappudu merupulu enduku vastai.;-
Babai -adi kuda telida jaffa
Abbai -teliyadu.
Babai -vana kurusthunnappudu bhoomi motham thadisinda ledha ani devudu torchlight vesi chustadura jaffa.
Abbai -ninnu minchina vallu leru babai.....


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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES

Balayya Funny Joke - 121

in Africa Safari.. A Lion, jumped on to babai 's wife...
wife: Shoot, shoot d loin..
babai : wait, Iam putting new 'Baterry into my camera..
Silly Baliii...


Balayya Funny Joke - 122

Babai in school days:: Teacher: repu suryudi meeda lesson chepthanu, andaru tappakunda ravali.
Babai : sorry teachar ma dad antha duram pampinchadu.


Balayya Funny Joke - 123

Babaibullet proof jacket kakunda domala tera vesukuntadu
Abbai: ila enduku ? 
Babai: indulo domale polev bullets ela potai ??
Abbai: nuvvu keka babai!!
Driver : sir petrol ayipoindi koncham kuda munduku velladu .
Babai: aithe venakki poni intiki veldam.
Abbai: picchi babai intlo kuda petrol ledu!! Haha..



Balayya Funny Joke - 124

Abbai – Babai nenu ivala Rs 1000/- odipoyanu 
Babai – Ela abbai 
Abbai  – Morning cricket match lo Rs 500/- bet kattanu, INDIA Match odipoyindhi 
Babai – Abbai 500 ee kada, maari migitha 500 
Abbai  – Night high lights mida 500 petta babai, malli odipoyindhi



Balayya Funny Joke - 125

Babai and Abbai went to egypt to see MUMMIES.
Babai : annayya chudu enni bandages unnayoedi pakka lorry accident.
Abbai  : avunu thammudu nuvvu cheppindhi correcte truck number kuda vundhi BC 1760
What an idea "Babai "



Balayya Funny Joke - 126

Babai KI PELLI CHUPULU…
Babai – Entha varaku chadivavu
Ammayi: B.A
Babai – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….!!!!


Balayya Funny Joke - 127

Another man jumped, he also didnt return.
Babai 's conclusion- Man
is soluble in water.-:)


Balayya Funny Joke - 128

Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?
Babai : Tiruvananthapuram….
Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?
Babai : Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…


Balayya Funny Joke - 129

Babai: no abbai, when I went to an audio release function, they said to “ Take Ur seat’ and so I brought it home in my land rover




Balayya Funny Joke - 130

Babai n Abbai wrote exam
after exam
Babai: nenu kali paper ichesa
Abbai: nenu kuda same babai
Babai: champesav ra .... mana iddaram copy kottam anukuntaremoo..
Abbai...babai enti shampoo ni bhujalai rasukuntunna.... 
Babai...arey idi heads and shoulders ra ... 
Abbai...oh...babai nuvvu keka babai..



Balayya Funny Joke - 131

Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.
Balayya – Ee shampoo entha?
Shopkeeper – 110Rs
Balayya – Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?
Shopkeeper – Emiledu sir.
Balayya – Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave???


Balayya Funny Joke - 132

Jr NTR : kottha phone eppudu konnav babai? Cheppane ledu?
Balayya: konaledu ra na girlfriend daggara etthesa
Jr NTR : girl friend daggara? Piccha neeku..!! Sarle enduku etthav babai?
Balayya : aa pille ra eppudu visigisthu untundi "nuv na phone etthava nuv na phone etthava" ani.. Eeroju etthesa!! Papam pichidhi entha santhosham ga untundho!!



Balayya Funny Joke - 133

One day Balayya's sister was in tension (she is pregnant) thinking abt whether baby will be girl or boy before operation. 
But our Balayya also very much tension at that time... Someone asked him why tension?
Am feeling tension whether i will become uncle or aunt?
The person shocks.. 
Balaya rocks...



Balayya Funny Joke - 134

A FILM DIRECTED BY BALAYYA......

BALAYYA'S NEW MOVIE scene revealed..... Bullets will got suddenly got over in BALAYYA'S gun and a villain came in front of BALAYYA and instantly died ......think wat the scene was 
.

.
BALAYYA shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”....................


Balayya Funny Joke - 135

Balayya went for buying an oil...
Shopkeeper : sir best oil teke it...
Balayya: dinki free em ledha..?"
shopkeeper: emi ledhu sir...
Balayya: endhuku abbadham cheptav dinimidha cholestrol free ani undhi...




Balayya Funny Joke - 136

Balayya buys a lottery for 1 rupee and he wins the prize of 5million.He goes to receive the money of 5million..
Balayya-: I want my full prize money..
lottery seller-: sir they won't give full money at a time..
Balayya-: naku okesari kavali isthava leadha...?"
lottery seller-:no sir it is not possible...
Balayya-: atlaithe deal cancel naa 1 rupee naku ichay...



Balayya Funny Joke - 137

waiter:
ur bill sir ...
Abbai :take my card
waiter:
but,sir this z ur ration card.
Abbai :
bayata andhuku rasaru bey "all cards r accepted "ani
shopkeeper:
miru Babai family ha???????
Abbai :
anta correct ga ala chepav??????
shopkeeper:
monna ah jaffa gaduakanga wedding card echadu le....



Balayya Funny Joke - 138

Once up on a tim babai was returning back to his home he found somthing black material on the ground and he tasted it. After tasting it, he realised that it was dung. 
Enka nayam dinne thokkaledu. Thank god.... :D



Balayya Funny Joke - 139

babai :When I was small, I fell down from Eiffel tower!
Abbai : oh! did u survive or die?
babai :I dnt remembr. I was too small na!




Balayya Funny Joke - 140

Abbai :-Babai nenu bus venaka oriki 4 rupaayalu save chesa......
Babai :-thingari vedava auto venaka oriki unte 60 rupayalu save ayyevi kada....


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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES

Balayya Funny Joke - 101 

Jr ntr :- Babai oka chevi cut cheste em avutundi
Balayya :- vinapadadu
Jr ntr :- mari rendu chevulu cut cheste
Balayya :- sarigga kanapadadu
Jr ntr :- adela
Balayya :- Spets pettukolem kada
Jr ntr :- "nuv KEKA BABAI"


Balayya Funny Joke - 102

Babai went to book stall 
He asked seller to give one 10th class maths test book
Seller: i didn't 10th class maths test book
Babai : no problem give me 5th class two maths test book

  

Balayya Funny Joke - 103

Babai : How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Abbai : I can eat 8 apples.
Babai : you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach,  bcoz when you eat the
2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Abbai : wow super joke I'll tell my friend....



Balayya Funny Joke - 104

Hitler says : 
"there is no word like IMPOSSIBLE on my dictionary"
..
Babai : ippudu cheppi em labham mundu konetappude choosukovali ra jaffa........
Babai rocks.........
Hitler shocks..........



Balayya Funny Joke - 105

Interviewer : What is your date of birth.
babai : 10 Novemeber
Interviewer : Which year?
babai : "O Foolish" every year!!!!
Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ... 
babai : Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????



Balayya Funny Joke - 106

babai :Em car konnavura?
Abbai :Peru marchipya babaai.T tho start avutundi.
babai :Arey, bhale manchi car konnavuraa.'Tea' tho start avutundaa.Naa car petrol thoonee start avutundi.



Balayya Funny Joke - 107

TEACHER: Why are you late?
Bulli Babai : Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Bulli Babai : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



Balayya Funny Joke - 108

Babai and Abbai in bar: 
They r chatting in a bar. Babai says " I can go ten days without sleep". 
Abbai asks "How can you do that?" 
"Easy, I sleep at night" said Babai


Balayya Funny Joke - 109

 Babai : Do you get upset when i run to flirt with other ladies? 
Wife: No way! Lots of dogs run towards cars but it doesn't mean that they can drive it.



Balayya Funny Joke - 110

Director : U have to jump into swimming pool from 100 th floor.
Babai: but I don't know swimming
Director : Don't there is no water
Babai: water leva aithe PICHEKISTHA



Balayya Funny Joke - 111

Abbai : Babai, Water nundi power enduku tistaru?
Babai: mentalodaa, ala power tiyakapote snanam chese tappudu shock kodutundi kada ra.....!
Abbai: Nuvvu keka Babai..



Balayya Funny Joke - 112

Babai: nenna asalu nidara pataledu ra
Abbai: avuna ekada padukunav babai?
B: upper berth lo andukay chala ibbandi feel ayanu
Abbai: mari ni lower berth variki request chesi nuvvu kindana paduko vachu ga
Babai: adugudamanay anukunna KANI AKKADA EVARU LERU RA!!




Balayya Funny Joke - 113

Babai : Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu. 
Abbai . Bathikinda
Babai : Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi :)




Balayya Funny Joke - 114

Babai : arey na bag lo emunnayo  chebithe andhulo unna apples anni echestha alage ennunnayo  chebithe andhulo unna 6 pples
echesth.
Abbai : babai konchem clue esthe cheptha?



Balayya Funny Joke - 115

Abbai : Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?
Babai : Side effects rakunda untayani..



Balayya Funny Joke - 116

Abbai : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?
Babai : na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….



Balayya Funny Joke - 117
Babai waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want

Lift…?

Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..


Balayya Funny Joke - 118

Abbai : “Gold chain karigiste em vastundi?”
Babai : Gold vastundi……
Abbai : “Silver chain ni karigisthe??”
Babai : Silver vastundi…..
Abbai : Apudu mari “CYCLE chaini karigiste cycle vastunda??
Babai : Arey naku epudu e idea raledu… Yemaina mana vamsam telivaindi raa…




Balayya Funny Joke - 119

Aghora tells to Babai abt Magadheera….
Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…
Babai : Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?
Aghora: Nuvvu maaravra Babai


  

Balayya Funny Joke - 120

Okassari Babai Tirupathi konda meda bus lo velthunnadu,
Bus lo andaru kuchunte Babai okkade aatu ittu thirgesthunnadu 
Appudu conductor Babai ni illa addigeddu
Conductor: Babai bus lo inni seats kaligga unnayi kada mari nuvvu atu ittu endukku thiruguthunnavu?
Babai : Nenu konda paiki nadichi vasthannani mokkukunanu andukane


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