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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES

Balayya Funny Joke - 121

in Africa Safari.. A Lion, jumped on to babai 's wife...
wife: Shoot, shoot d loin..
babai : wait, Iam putting new 'Baterry into my camera..
Silly Baliii...

Balayya Funny Joke - 122

Babai in school days:: Teacher: repu suryudi meeda lesson chepthanu, andaru tappakunda ravali.

Babai : sorry teachar ma dad antha duram pampinchadu.

Balayya Funny Joke - 123

Babaibullet proof jacket kakunda domala tera vesukuntadu
Abbai: ila enduku ?
Babai: indulo domale polev bullets ela potai ??
Abbai: nuvvu keka babai!!

Driver : sir petrol ayipoindi koncham kuda munduku velladu .
Babai: aithe venakki poni intiki veldam.
Abbai: picchi babai intlo kuda petrol ledu!! Haha..

Balayya Funny Joke - 124

Abbai – Babai nenu ivala Rs 1000/- odipoyanu
Babai – Ela abbai
Abbai – Morning cricket match lo Rs 500/- bet kattanu, INDIA Match odipoyindhi
Babai – Abbai 500 ee kada, maari migitha 500
Abbai – Night high lights mida 500 petta babai, malli odipoyindhi

Balayya Funny Joke - 125

Babai and Abbai went to egypt to see MUMMIES.
Babai : annayya chudu enni bandages unnayoedi pakka lorry accident.

Abbai : avunu thammudu nuvvu cheppindhi correcte truck number kuda vundhi BC 1760
What an idea "Babai "

Balayya Funny Joke - 126

Babai KI PELLI CHUPULU…
Babai – Entha varaku chadivavu
Ammayi: B.A
Babai – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….!!!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 127

Another man jumped, he also didnt return.
Babai 's conclusion- Man
is soluble in water.-:)

Balayya Funny Joke - 128

Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?

Babai : Tiruvananthapuram….

Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?

Babai : Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…

Balayya Funny Joke - 129

Babai: no abbai, when I went to an audio release function, they said to “ Take Ur seat’ and so I brought it home in my land rover

Balayya Funny Joke - 130

Babai n Abbai wrote exam

after exam

Babai: nenu kali paper ichesa

Abbai: nenu kuda same babai

Babai: champesav ra .... mana iddaram copy kottam anukuntaremoo..

Abbai...babai enti shampoo ni bhujalai rasukuntunna....
Babai...arey idi heads and shoulders ra ...
Abbai...oh...babai nuvvu keka babai..

Balayya Funny Joke - 131

Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.
Balayya – Ee shampoo entha?
Shopkeeper – 110Rs
Balayya – Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?
Shopkeeper – Emiledu sir.
Balayya – Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave???

Balayya Funny Joke - 132

Jr NTR : kottha phone eppudu konnav babai? Cheppane ledu?
Balayya: konaledu ra na girlfriend daggara etthesa
Jr NTR : girl friend daggara? Piccha neeku..!! Sarle enduku etthav babai?
Balayya : aa pille ra eppudu visigisthu untundi "nuv na phone etthava nuv na phone etthava" ani.. Eeroju etthesa!! Papam pichidhi entha santhosham ga untundho!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 133

One day Balayya's sister was in tension (she is pregnant) thinking abt whether baby will be girl or boy before operation.
But our Balayya also very much tension at that time... Someone asked him why tension?
Am feeling tension whether i will become uncle or aunt?
The person shocks..
Balaya rocks...

Balayya Funny Joke - 134

A FILM DIRECTED BY BALAYYA......

BALAYYA'S NEW MOVIE scene revealed..... Bullets will got suddenly got over in BALAYYA'S gun and a villain came in front of BALAYYA and instantly died ......think wat the scene was
.

.
BALAYYA shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”....................

Balayya Funny Joke - 135

Balayya went for buying an oil...
Shopkeeper : sir best oil teke it...
Balayya: dinki free em ledha..?"
shopkeeper: emi ledhu sir...
Balayya: endhuku abbadham cheptav dinimidha cholestrol free ani undhi...

Balayya Funny Joke - 136

Balayya buys a lottery for 1 rupee and he wins the prize of 5million.He goes to receive the money of 5million..
Balayya-: I want my full prize money..
lottery seller-: sir they won't give full money at a time..
Balayya-: naku okesari kavali isthava leadha...?"
lottery seller-:no sir it is not possible...
Balayya-: atlaithe deal cancel naa 1 rupee naku ichay...

Balayya Funny Joke - 137

waiter:
ur bill sir ...
Abbai :take my card
waiter:
but,sir this z ur ration card.
Abbai :
bayata andhuku rasaru bey "all cards r accepted "ani
shopkeeper:
miru Babai family ha???????
Abbai :
anta correct ga ala chepav??????
shopkeeper:
monna ah jaffa gaduakanga wedding card echadu le....

Balayya Funny Joke - 138

Once up on a tim babai was returning back to his home he found somthing black material on the ground and he tasted it. After tasting it, he realised that it was dung.
Enka nayam dinne thokkaledu. Thank god.... :D

Balayya Funny Joke - 139

babai :When I was small, I fell down from Eiffel tower!
Abbai : oh! did u survive or die?
babai :I dnt remembr. I was too small na!

Balayya Funny Joke - 140

Abbai :-Babai nenu bus venaka oriki 4 rupaayalu save chesa......
Babai :-thingari vedava auto venaka oriki unte 60 rupayalu save ayyevi kada....