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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES

Balayya Funny Joke - 101 

Jr ntr :- Babai oka chevi cut cheste em avutundi
Balayya :- vinapadadu
Jr ntr :- mari rendu chevulu cut cheste
Balayya :- sarigga kanapadadu
Jr ntr :- adela
Balayya :- Spets pettukolem kada
Jr ntr :- "nuv KEKA BABAI"


Balayya Funny Joke - 102

Babai went to book stall 
He asked seller to give one 10th class maths test book
Seller: i didn't 10th class maths test book
Babai : no problem give me 5th class two maths test book

  

Balayya Funny Joke - 103

Babai : How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Abbai : I can eat 8 apples.
Babai : you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach,  bcoz when you eat the
2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Abbai : wow super joke I'll tell my friend....



Balayya Funny Joke - 104

Hitler says : 
"there is no word like IMPOSSIBLE on my dictionary"
..
Babai : ippudu cheppi em labham mundu konetappude choosukovali ra jaffa........
Babai rocks.........
Hitler shocks..........



Balayya Funny Joke - 105

Interviewer : What is your date of birth.
babai : 10 Novemeber
Interviewer : Which year?
babai : "O Foolish" every year!!!!
Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ... 
babai : Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????



Balayya Funny Joke - 106

babai :Em car konnavura?
Abbai :Peru marchipya babaai.T tho start avutundi.
babai :Arey, bhale manchi car konnavuraa.'Tea' tho start avutundaa.Naa car petrol thoonee start avutundi.



Balayya Funny Joke - 107

TEACHER: Why are you late?
Bulli Babai : Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Bulli Babai : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



Balayya Funny Joke - 108

Babai and Abbai in bar: 
They r chatting in a bar. Babai says " I can go ten days without sleep". 
Abbai asks "How can you do that?" 
"Easy, I sleep at night" said Babai


Balayya Funny Joke - 109

 Babai : Do you get upset when i run to flirt with other ladies? 
Wife: No way! Lots of dogs run towards cars but it doesn't mean that they can drive it.



Balayya Funny Joke - 110

Director : U have to jump into swimming pool from 100 th floor.
Babai: but I don't know swimming
Director : Don't there is no water
Babai: water leva aithe PICHEKISTHA



Balayya Funny Joke - 111

Abbai : Babai, Water nundi power enduku tistaru?
Babai: mentalodaa, ala power tiyakapote snanam chese tappudu shock kodutundi kada ra.....!
Abbai: Nuvvu keka Babai..



Balayya Funny Joke - 112

Babai: nenna asalu nidara pataledu ra
Abbai: avuna ekada padukunav babai?
B: upper berth lo andukay chala ibbandi feel ayanu
Abbai: mari ni lower berth variki request chesi nuvvu kindana paduko vachu ga
Babai: adugudamanay anukunna KANI AKKADA EVARU LERU RA!!




Balayya Funny Joke - 113

Babai : Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu. 
Abbai . Bathikinda
Babai : Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi :)




Balayya Funny Joke - 114

Babai : arey na bag lo emunnayo  chebithe andhulo unna apples anni echestha alage ennunnayo  chebithe andhulo unna 6 pples
echesth.
Abbai : babai konchem clue esthe cheptha?



Balayya Funny Joke - 115

Abbai : Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?
Babai : Side effects rakunda untayani..



Balayya Funny Joke - 116

Abbai : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?
Babai : na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….



Balayya Funny Joke - 117
Babai waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want

Lift…?

Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..


Balayya Funny Joke - 118

Abbai : “Gold chain karigiste em vastundi?”
Babai : Gold vastundi……
Abbai : “Silver chain ni karigisthe??”
Babai : Silver vastundi…..
Abbai : Apudu mari “CYCLE chaini karigiste cycle vastunda??
Babai : Arey naku epudu e idea raledu… Yemaina mana vamsam telivaindi raa…




Balayya Funny Joke - 119

Aghora tells to Babai abt Magadheera….
Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…
Babai : Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?
Aghora: Nuvvu maaravra Babai


  

Balayya Funny Joke - 120

Okassari Babai Tirupathi konda meda bus lo velthunnadu,
Bus lo andaru kuchunte Babai okkade aatu ittu thirgesthunnadu 
Appudu conductor Babai ni illa addigeddu
Conductor: Babai bus lo inni seats kaligga unnayi kada mari nuvvu atu ittu endukku thiruguthunnavu?
Babai : Nenu konda paiki nadichi vasthannani mokkukunanu andukane


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