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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES

Balayya Funny Joke - 41 


 ‎"My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses"

Babai - "Ya, I know. Few people drink directly from bottle'


Balayya Funny Joke - 42

Abbai  to Kumar: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Kumar: I can eat 16.
Abbai  : Pichi Nanoyi....nuvvu 8 ani cheppi unte neeku oka super joke vinipistunde..


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Balayya Funny Joke - 43

Okasari Babai palleturi ki veltadu. Akkada oka guddi musali vadu ila adugutadu - babu, idi pagala?ratra? Babai - emo tata nenu e uriki kotta. Blind old man- ori Babai nuvva!!!



Balayya Funny Joke - 44

After Tollywood T20match. 
Abbai : Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...? 
babai : Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!



Balayya Funny Joke - 45

Teachr:1 yr ku 365 days aithe anduloo "RAATHRULU" enni
babai :10 sir
Teachr:adelaga?
babai :1 sivaRAATHRI, 9NAVARAATHRULU.!
Teacher:Arey babai ga nv maravu ra......



Balayya Funny Joke - 46

Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet?.. Magesh: Jupiter Minimol said: Saturnbabai : 'Animal planet'..........Balayya rockzz.....teacher shockzzz......



Balayya Funny Joke - 47

Babai to Katrina Kaif
Babai : Shall we go to movie?
Kat: Ok, but which movie?
Babai : Condom Of Suresh
Kat: .......F__K You

Actually the movie name was Quantum Of Solace



Balayya Funny Joke - 48

Ship Captain: What shall we do now? Water level has risen above the danger mark!!
Babai the Sailor: Raise the danger mark above the water level! 
Captain shocks! Babai rocks!



Balayya Funny Joke - 49

flash News :
An Indian missed gold medal in swimming.
Babai in press report :
"Manchi pani ayyindhi... gold medal vesukoni swimming ki evaru velamanaru.?" ;)




Balayya Funny Joke - 50

Babai: ye ra monna enni sarlu phone chesina lift chestav kani matladav??
NTR: Nuvve chppava kada babai...
"nenu matladetappudu nee chevulu matrame pani cheyali, kadani inkem pani chesina nee next b'day undadu ani"
asale monna na b'day anduke



Balayya Funny Joke - 51

Abbai : Babai maa kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunnam e month lo , nuvvu ravali babai
Babai: Avuna Congrats ra..... a function hall lo.........?



Balayya Funny Joke - 52

Teacher : which is ur favourite dish......?
AFTER MUCH THINKING
Babai: TATA SKY.....




Balayya Funny Joke - 53

Abbai: neeku swimming raadu kada..enduku cheruvu lo dookav babai?
Babai: adi kadu ra..akkada oka baatu sagam varake munigi unte lothu ledu anukoni dookesa.....!!


Balayya Funny Joke - 54

Babai: pelli chupulu..
Ammayi dad: ma ammai inka chadvukunta antondhi
Babai: parledhu chadvukommanandi, mem oka ganta tharvata vastham.



Balayya Funny Joke - 55

Abbai – Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav? 
Babai – Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra….!!!!!!



Balayya Funny Joke - 56

Abbai : Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
Babai :Amazing, whats dat msg??
Abbai : Battery low.....
Babai : Wow nice Naku forward chey :)




Balayya Funny Joke - 57

 Once a donkey kicked Babai and ran away. 
Babai : Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"



Balayya Funny Joke - 58

NASA sent Balayya to Moon..Babai got into the rocket, after going half the way Babaijumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)




Balayya Funny Joke - 59

Abbai ,.Babai went to restaurant....
Babai went for hand wash...  ntr was giving the order....
Abbai waited 4 Babai for a long time..... then he to went to the hand wash and shocked...
asked Babai ;what babai wat r u doing?


Balayya Funny Joke - 60

Babai : emledura,wash basin ani undi, andukani basin ni kadugutunna...!
ntr:nannu pilisthe help chesevadni kada babai..!



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