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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES

Balayya Funny Joke - 61 

The BUS conductor says: 
"Half pant Half ticket", "Full pant Full ticket". 
Suddenly "Babai "removed his pant and says 
"No pant No ticket" 


Balayya Funny Joke - 62


One day Babai and Akber went 2 masjid..

Akber : Allah hoo Akber…
 Babai : Allah hoo Babai


Balayya Funny Joke - 63


Once Babai & Abbai will go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up card
Shop Keeper – 30 Rs. Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time vasthundhi.
Babai – aithe migatha 4 Rs. Ki Biscuits ivvu
Abbai  – Babai. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu..



 Balayya Funny Joke - 64

Babai Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!!
RANI – Poyi Principal ki cheptha.
Babai – Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa..



Balayya Funny Joke - 65

Babai got an Invitation 4 Party, 
they told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. 
When he went to party he was shocked???
'
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because others  were wearing pants & shirts also... :-)



Balayya Funny Joke - 66

A man jumped into d river and never came back.
Babai wntd 2 bcom a grt scientist like newton.After long research he made 4rth law of motion............................................


" Loose motion c never be done in slow motion"



Balayya Funny Joke - 67

Babai went to cloth market
 Babai : Manchi cloth chupinchandi..
Salesman: plain lo chupincha mantara….
 Babai : Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu…



Balayya Funny Joke - 68

Abbai: Babai which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…?
Babai : First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell
the answer…..


After eating fish Babai did not drink water why…?

Because

He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach….



Balayya Funny Joke - 69

Abbai: Babai ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Babai : Endukura …?
Abbai: Battery blast avutundanta…
Babai : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…



Balayya Funny Joke - 70

babai watching movie on 'HBO' at break, when the channel said u r watching 'HBO' 
Babai shocked and says how did they know?



Balayya Funny Joke - 71

babai n8 nidra lechi aggipulla gisi malli padukunnadu. 
abbai: Emayndi Babai, enduku lechavu..? 
Babai: Em ledu ra nuv light off chesavo ledo chusa ante. Nuv paduko




Balayya Funny Joke - 72

Babai made a dish
Abbai tasted that dish. N he askd
"enti babai kura antha toothpaste la taste osthondi???"
BABAI REPLIED
"intlo salt aipoindi ra abbai, mana paste lo uppu undiga anduke!"
NUV KEKA BABAI




Balayya Funny Joke - 73

abbai: Uncle did u say I LUV U to anyone.
Babai: I said it on the sets to many, but they responded as ‘I 2 luv u’ and I was thinking, who the 2 are.




Balayya Funny Joke - 74

abbai: wat babai, did u purchase a new chair?
abbai: babai, y did u not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start.
Babai: my number on T shirt was four and so I was still waiting for my turn.



Balayya Funny Joke - 75

Abbai: Babai ne laptop kavali
Babai: tisukuvellu
Abbai: chala Baruvuga vundi
Babai: Konchem Data delete chesi tisuku vellu
Abbai: Nuvvu Keka Babai




Balayya Funny Joke - 76

Babai: Standing on plat form suddenly jumps on track
Man: potav ra!!!!!!!
Babai:poyedi nenu kadu ra nuvvu,train platform medi ki vastundanta!! vinaleda....???



Balayya Funny Joke - 77

Doctor: Daily execise cheyali...
Babai: Daily  Tennis,Cricket adathanu sir kani weight tagatledu...
Doctor: akada adathav... ?
Babai: Na  MOBILE lo.......



Balayya Funny Joke - 78

Ones Abbai and Babai are traveling in a Car
Babai: puts on the indicator and asks the Abbai to check whether its working r not...
JAbbai puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...



Balayya Funny Joke - 79

Abbai: Enti Babai ala gundramga thiruguthunav.....?
Babai: Yemi ledu ra ma frnd ki cal chesta "SWITCH OFF" chesi undi
"TIRIGI PRAYAYHINCHANDI" ani chepindi ra.......
Abbai: NI IDEAS ADHURS BABAI..........



Balayya Funny Joke - 80

Babai: prajala kosam simhannaita,narasimhanaita,avasaramaite,maro bobbili pulinaita.
Abbai: mari manishivi eppudavthav Babai....???



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