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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES 

Balayya Funny Joke - 23

Abbai: That girl is deaf
Babai: How do you know?
Abbai: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new



Balayya Funny Joke - 24

Abbai: Babai dipavali samanlu endapettaventi ? varsham padtundi kada.
Babai: mari ala chustavera jaffa velli godugu pettu.
Abbai: Babai........needi burre burra.



Balayya Funny Joke - 25


A kiD was cRyin hysteRically..
So wat DiD Babai Do??
Puts Johnson anD Johnson's' baby shampoo in his eyes & says
"No moRe tears..".!!


Balayya Funny Joke - 26


Boss: where were you born?
Babai: India ..
Boss: which part?
Babai: what which part'? Whole body was born in India..:P


Balayya Funny Joke - 27


Abbai : HOLLYWOOD ante enti babai...?
Babai : HOLLY ante pandaga., WOOD ante chekka.. Ante mana chekka gaalla pandaga raa....
Abbai : ooh... Nuv keeka babai...


Balayya Funny Joke - 28


Babai nd Abbai living in a house,
one night power cut.........
Babai :arey zoo.ntr candle tey raa,
Abbai :babai fan veyyana????
Babai :orey telivileni vedava,tikkaloda,fan veste candle aaripotundi raa...........:D


Balayya Funny Joke - 29


A REPORTER WAS TAKING Babai'S INTERVIEW
REPORTER:-HOW DO U FEEL WHEN U HEAR Babai JOKES.
Babai:- WHO SAID THEY WERE JOKES?

Balayya Funny Joke - 30


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Babai : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE...
Babai Roxxx!!


Balayya Funny Joke - 31


Abbai  and Babai ki daarilo rendu bombs dorikaayi: 
Babai : ivvi rendu chethullo pattukoni policelaki ichesi vadhamu.
Abbai: avunu babai!! police station ki velle daarilo edanna oka bomb pelipothe? emi chedhaam?
Babai : okkate dorikindi ani abbaddam chebudhaam raa 
Abbai: nuvvu as usual rocking babai!!


Balayya Funny Joke - 32


Ultimate Answer by Babai while changing a Job...
Interviewer: Why did U leave your last job??
Babai : The company shifted the office & they didn't tell me where.... 


Balayya Funny Joke - 33

Principal: what u want 2becom in future? 
Student: After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force n get good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor... 
Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?
Student: Babai ...!!!


Balayya Funny Joke - 34


Abbai : bommalu veddam ante oka white paper eh vundi.....em cheyyanu babai.
Babai : ite velli xerox teencuko ra jaffa.....
Abbai : nuvvu keka babai...!




Balayya Funny Joke - 35


Babai & Abbai in Hotel:
JrNTR is about to eat a paper napkin mistaking it for a new eatable.
Babai vadni aapi "Vorei jaffaga, adi tinaku.......Chappaga undi."


Balayya Funny Joke - 36


Teacher:Ganga, Godavari, Yamuna and Kaveri are the some of the rivers in INDIA
Teacher:Babai tell me some rivers name that are present in Pakistan?
Babai : Rukshana, Rubbena, Haseena and Farzan



Balayya Funny Joke - 37


oka ammai uri vesukuntundi,
Babai kitiki lo nundi choosi cheppadu
" kevalam veladite yettu peragaru 
mummy ki cheppu complane ivvamani".


Balayya Funny Joke - 38

 Babai: Arey tv lo naa movie vastundhi chudu.
Abbai : Ayyo babai! current ledhu.
Babai: Arey jaffa, candle pettukoni chudara
Abbai : Nuv keka babai.



Balayya Funny Joke - 39

Babai asked Abbai to bring Matchbox
Babai opened and started using them, none were working
Babai : Abbai , why the matches are not working 
Abbai : They should work, i checked them all and brought them...


Balayya Funny Joke - 40

Babai calls Air India and asks the receptionist
"How long does it take to fly from HYD to VIZAG?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says Babai and 
hangs up 

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