Previous Page(1)                                          Page 2                                             Next Page(3)

BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES 

Balayya Funny Joke - 1 4

Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.
Balayya – Ee shampoo entha?
Shopkeeper – 110Rs
Balayya – Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?
Shopkeeper – Emiledu sir.
Balayya – Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave???



Balayya Funny Joke - 1 5

JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off. 
BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??
JR NTR: Battery low.....
BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)



Balayya Funny Joke - 1 6

Yamudu – I’m Going to Take ur life . Tell ur last wish
Balayya – pls come and watch my film : simha
Yamudu – Rascal.. Nenu neeku Sketch veste, nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ???


Balayya Funny Joke - 1 7


“SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.
“SEEMALO SALEPURUGU”
CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu



Balayya Funny Joke - 1 8

Jr.Ntr&balaya walking on the road.
They saw 1000Rs note on the road.
Jr NTR – Manam fifty fifty theesukundam babai.
Balayya – Migilina 900 em chedam ra


Balayya Funny Joke - 1 9


Interviewer-: what is Microsoft Excel?
Balayya – “It is a powder like Surf Excel to clean computer"
baligadu rocks and 
Interviewer shocks


Balayya Funny Joke - 20


NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)


Balayya Funny Joke - 21


Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to buy tickets for Balakrishna SIMHA .
Owner: Sell it at Rs.1 each
Ticket Seller: Boss we will not get any profit.
Owner: Once they entered into theater, after 10 mins Start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200 :)


Balayya Funny Joke - 22

BAA: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu. 
JR NTR. Bathikinda
BAA: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi :)


Balayya Funny Joke - 22

Once a donkey kicked BAA and ran away. 
BAA: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"

Previous Page(1)                                          Page 2                                             Next Page(3)