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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES

Balayya Funny Joke - 1 


balayya decided to sucide by hanging....
balayya hanged himself to the fan....
wife-: balayya wait don't sucide
balayya-: abba na midha entha prema!!
wife-: oree jaffa prema nee midha kadhu naa saree midha adhi naa kotha saree..


Balayya Funny Joke - 2 

Balayya: Nenu Adaviki velthuna Simhanni vetadaniki
Wife: Meeru great andi
Balayya : K bye.. take care
Wife: return quickly my dear bali....
( Balayya baitaki velli malli venakki vachadu )
Wife: Emaindhi malli vachav ?
BalaYYa: Em ledhu, baita kukka undhi andhuke :D :D



Balayya Funny Joke - 3 

1 girl committed to sucide by
hanging to fan in
her room....
BALAKRISHNA saw her from window nd
said"kevalam veladithe saripodu mummy
ki cheppu complain ivvamani"


Balayya Funny Joke - 4 


Balayya: knocked the Door.
A Kid came wid cigrete in mouth & Beer in hand.
Balayya:- Mee dady unnada .....?.?
Kid:- Orey jaffa ga nannu chusthe theliyadam leda ma dady intlo ledani.


Balayya Funny Joke - 5 

One day balayya oka ice cube ni chala sepu nundi observe chestunaadu.
Atu vaipu nundi velthuna okathanu em sir em chustunaru ani adigaadu.
Balayya : adhem ledhu apatti nundi chustunna ee ice cubelo water ye vaipu nundi leak avthundi ani...


Balayya Funny Joke - 6 

Teacher:oree baliga,Assam is special for what product?
balayya:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?
balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!



Balayya Funny Joke - 7 


An Englishman and BALAYYA inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
BALAYYA: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.....BAALI ROCKZZZZ




Balayya Funny Joke - 8 

BALAYYA with two red ears went to his doctor. 
Docter-:"what had happened to UR ears?" 
Balayya-:"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh BALAYYA GARU " the doctor exclaimed... "But ..what happened to your other ear?" 
"That jaffa called back again......DOCTOR SHOCKZZZ ...BALAYYA ROCKZZZ



Balayya Funny Joke - 9 

BALAYYA- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. 
Minister- How, MEE VILLAGE LO ASALU RIVER LEDU KADA BALAYYA GARU
BALAYYA- Oh AVUNU KADA AITEY MAKU OKA RIVER KUDA KAAVALI ..MINSTER GAARU....MINISTER SHOCKZZZ....BALAYYA ROCKZZZZ



Balayya Funny Joke - 10 

Balayya teaches science to JR.NTR-:(spread this gr8 story)comment and like on this new variety story...
when apple fell on Newton's head he went outside...He saw a cow...
Newton said "stop there"..it had stopped and he formulated the Newton’s first law of motion(inertia)....
then he kicked the cow.



Balayya Funny Joke - 11 

BALAYYA went to Mysore palace. 
Tourist guide – AYYO BALAYYA...., plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair 
BALAYYA: SARELEY TIPPU SULTAN VACCHINAPPUDU LESTAANU LEYYY


Balayya Funny Joke - 12 

NTR:Babai ten rs vunte ivvava,repu ichestanu.
BALAYYA :ippudu levu,repu istanu le…
NTR:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai babai….
BALAYYA :nuvu istanannav ga….
babai rocks abbai shockzzzz



Balayya Funny Joke - 13 

MAHESH came late 2 xam
EXAMINER:why are you late?
MAHESH:Epudochamani kadhu sir xam rashama ledha
CHIRU:Mahesh e slip thesuko
MAHESH:Thanx annaya
CHIRU:Naku thanks cheppaku e slip mugguriki evvu,aa mugurini maro muguriki evamani chepu.
SAI KUMAR:Kanipinchey e mudu paper lu 
OMR paper,Ans paper,
Que paper ayithey?
Aa kanapadani nalugo paper raslip
CHARAN:okka okka slip kadhu nanna,vandha sliplanu okesare pampinchu
BALLAYA:orey copy kottadam modhallu padithey que ki ans ki theda kanipettaniki vaaram padutundi


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