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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES

Balayya Funny Joke - 141

 Sir,Ur son is fool. C this report
Eng-6
Mat-7
Sci-4
SS-8
TOTAL-25
Babai :TOTAL lo kumesadu kada..
A subjct ki tution kuda vellaledu..



Balayya Funny Joke - 142

Babai and Abbai are walking on the road
They saw 1000 Rs. note on the road.
Abbai : Fifty - Fifty thisukundham Babai
Babai: migilina 900 Rs em cheddam ra Jeffa.....



Balayya Funny Joke - 143

Babai : Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki

Babai : Local train eppudu vastundi…?
Tc.: 1ki

Babai : Goods eppudu vastundi…?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?

Babai : Track dati avatalaki povali…


Balayya Funny Joke - 144
Babai : Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara
Abbai : Enduku babai?
Babai : Mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam
Abbai : Nuvu keka babai



Balayya Funny Joke - 145

Babai : Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara
Abbai : Enduku babai?
Babai : Mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam
Abbai : Nuvu keka babai



Balayya Funny Joke - 146

Interviewer : Congrats you r selected. U r 1 ^st year salary is Rs19000

and next year it will be 26000.

 Babai : Thank you sir. I will join next year…..




Balayya Funny Joke - 147

abbai: Babai my mobile balance is exhausted, plz recharge my mobile.
Babai: no probs, abbai, switch on ur Bluetooth and I will fwd my balance.




Balayya Funny Joke - 148

abbai: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai
Babai: UU coffee Ra



Balayya Funny Joke - 149

 abbai: Uncle what is the name of ur newly constructed college
Babai: it is ‘Babai Medical College of Engineering’




Balayya Funny Joke - 150

Babai was standing near a pond and talking to a frog. 
Frog: "Babai....you are sooo dumb" 
Babai: "No.....I am not dumb. I am very smart" 
Frog: "Nee tho matladi waste" 
and frogs jumps into water 
Babai: "Hey...oorike annaanu. Ee maatram daanike suicide cheskuntava?" 



Balayya Funny Joke - 151

Balayya-: abbai I got a variety msg now...
jR.NTR-: "what is that message?"
Balayya-: "battery low"
JR.NTR-: forward that message to me also babai..


Balayya Funny Joke - 152

BALAYYA: Mobile phone lo MP3 Songs Load cheyyi babu........
Servicing Man: Memory card unda sir????
BALAYYA: LEDU! Ration Card OK NA????





Balayya Funny Joke - 153

JR.NTR-: babai nenu gundu chepichukodaniki cutting shop ki velthuna...
Balayya-: agura nenu neeku free ga cutting chepistha..
jr.ntr-: babai enti babai governament hospital ku thisukochav??"
Balayya-: oree neeku brain operation ani cheppthe valle gunda chestharu gundu chesina tharuvatha em problem ledhu ani chepi vachesthe ayipothadhi..
jr.ntr-: babai U are genious...nuv epuddu keka



Balayya Funny Joke - 154

Abbai -babai vana vachetappudu merupulu enduku vastai.;-
Babai -adi kuda telida jaffa
Abbai -teliyadu.
Babai -vana kurusthunnappudu bhoomi motham thadisinda ledha ani devudu torchlight vesi chustadura jaffa.
Abbai -ninnu minchina vallu leru babai.....


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