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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES
An Englishman and BALAYYA inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
BALAYYA: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.....BAALI ROCKZZZZ
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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKES
Balayya Funny Joke - 1
balayya decided to sucide by hanging....
balayya hanged himself to the fan....
wife-: balayya wait don't sucide
balayya-: abba na midha entha prema!!
wife-: oree jaffa prema nee midha kadhu naa saree midha adhi naa kotha saree..
balayya hanged himself to the fan....
wife-: balayya wait don't sucide
balayya-: abba na midha entha prema!!
wife-: oree jaffa prema nee midha kadhu naa saree midha adhi naa kotha saree..
Balayya Funny Joke - 2
Balayya: Nenu Adaviki velthuna Simhanni
vetadaniki
Wife: Meeru great andi
Balayya : K bye.. take care
Wife: return quickly my dear bali....
( Balayya baitaki velli malli venakki vachadu )
Wife: Emaindhi malli vachav ?
BalaYYa: Em ledhu, baita kukka undhi andhuke :D :D
Wife: Meeru great andi
Balayya : K bye.. take care
Wife: return quickly my dear bali....
( Balayya baitaki velli malli venakki vachadu )
Wife: Emaindhi malli vachav ?
BalaYYa: Em ledhu, baita kukka undhi andhuke :D :D
Balayya Funny Joke - 3
1 girl committed to sucide by
hanging to fan in
her room....
BALAKRISHNA saw her from window nd
said"kevalam veladithe saripodu mummy
ki cheppu complain ivvamani"
hanging to fan in
her room....
BALAKRISHNA saw her from window nd
said"kevalam veladithe saripodu mummy
ki cheppu complain ivvamani"
Balayya Funny Joke - 4
Balayya: knocked the Door.
A Kid came wid cigrete in mouth & Beer in hand.
Balayya:- Mee dady unnada .....?.?
Kid:- Orey jaffa ga nannu chusthe theliyadam leda ma dady intlo ledani.
A Kid came wid cigrete in mouth & Beer in hand.
Balayya:- Mee dady unnada .....?.?
Kid:- Orey jaffa ga nannu chusthe theliyadam leda ma dady intlo ledani.
Balayya Funny Joke - 5
One day balayya oka ice cube ni chala sepu
nundi observe chestunaadu.
Atu vaipu nundi velthuna okathanu em sir em chustunaru ani adigaadu.
Balayya : adhem ledhu apatti nundi chustunna ee ice cubelo water ye vaipu nundi leak avthundi ani...
Atu vaipu nundi velthuna okathanu em sir em chustunaru ani adigaadu.
Balayya : adhem ledhu apatti nundi chustunna ee ice cubelo water ye vaipu nundi leak avthundi ani...
Balayya Funny Joke - 6
Teacher:oree baliga,Assam is special for what product?
balayya:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?
balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!
balayya:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?
balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 7
An Englishman and BALAYYA inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
BALAYYA: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.....BAALI ROCKZZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 8
BALAYYA with two red ears went to his doctor.
Docter-:"what had happened toUR ears?"
Balayya-:"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh BALAYYA GARU " the doctor exclaimed... "But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"That jaffa called back again......DOCTOR SHOCKZZZ ...BALAYYA ROCKZZZ
Docter-:"what had happened to
Balayya-:"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh BALAYYA GARU " the doctor exclaimed... "But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"That jaffa called back again......DOCTOR SHOCKZZZ ...BALAYYA ROCKZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 9
BALAYYA- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How,MEE
VILLAGE LO ASALU
RIVER LEDU KADA BALAYYA GARU
BALAYYA- OhAVUNU KADA AITEY MAKU OKA RIVER
KUDA KAAVALI ..MINSTER GAARU....MINISTER SHOCKZZZ....BALAYYA ROCKZZZZ
Minister- How,
BALAYYA- Oh
Balayya Funny Joke - 10
Balayya teaches science to JR.NTR-:(spread this
gr8 story)comment and like on this new variety story...
when apple fell on Newton's head he went outside...He saw a cow...
Newton said "stop there"..it had stopped and he
formulated the Newton ’s
first law of motion(inertia)....
then he kicked the cow.
when apple fell on Newton's head he went outside...He saw a cow...
then he kicked the cow.
Balayya Funny Joke - 11
BALAYYA went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – AYYO BALAYYA...., plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair
BALAYYA: SARELEY TIPPU SULTAN VACCHINAPPUDU LESTAANU LEYYY
Tourist guide – AYYO BALAYYA...., plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair
BALAYYA: SARELEY TIPPU SULTAN VACCHINAPPUDU LESTAANU LEYYY
Balayya Funny Joke - 12
NTR:Babai ten rs vunte ivvava,repu ichestanu.
BALAYYA :ippudu levu,repu istanu le…
NTR:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai babai….
BALAYYA :nuvu istanannav ga….
babai rocks abbai shockzzzz
BALAYYA :ippudu levu,repu istanu le…
NTR:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai babai….
BALAYYA :nuvu istanannav ga….
babai rocks abbai shockzzzz
Balayya Funny Joke - 13
MAHESH came late 2 xam
EXAMINER:why are you late?
MAHESH:Epudochamani kadhu sir xam rashama ledha
CHIRU:Mahesh e slip thesuko
MAHESH:Thanx annaya
CHIRU:Naku thanks cheppaku e slip mugguriki evvu,aa mugurini maro muguriki evamani chepu.
SAI KUMAR:Kanipinchey e mudu paper lu
OMR paper,Ans paper,
Que paper ayithey?
EXAMINER:why are you late?
MAHESH:Epudochamani kadhu sir xam rashama ledha
CHIRU:Mahesh e slip thesuko
MAHESH:Thanx annaya
CHIRU:Naku thanks cheppaku e slip mugguriki evvu,aa mugurini maro muguriki evamani chepu.
SAI KUMAR:Kanipinchey e mudu paper lu
OMR paper,Ans paper,
Que paper ayithey?
Aa kanapadani nalugo
paper raslip
CHARAN:okka okka slip kadhu nanna,vandha sliplanu okesare pampinchu
BALLAYA:orey copy kottadam modhallu padithey que ki ans ki theda kanipettaniki vaaram padutundi
CHARAN:okka okka slip kadhu nanna,vandha sliplanu okesare pampinchu
BALLAYA:orey copy kottadam modhallu padithey que ki ans ki theda kanipettaniki vaaram padutundi
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